Because curiosity is dead, and so is your give-a-fuck.
Slide these bad boys on and let the world know you’re not here for their life story, their weekend plans, or their gluten-free banana bread recipe. These socks are stitched with soft cotton and hard truths — mainly that your interest levels are in the bin and buried six feet under.
Perfect for meetings you didn’t ask for, conversations you never started, and people who think oversharing is a personality.
Comfortable. Confrontational. Cold as hell.
Machine washable — unlike your tolerance.
Disclaimer: May cause offended looks, awkward silences, and jealous admiration.
