Plant Life Support
Bacon Recipes Playing Cards
Fuck This Shit Cushion Cover
Amazing as Fuck Cushion Cover
Oh For Fuck's Sake Cushion Cover
Grammar Police Game
Bacon Lip Balm
The Ultimate Sweary Purple Pen Pack
I'm Surrounded By Cunts Bangle
Calm The Fuck Down Candle
The Ultimate Sweary Pen Pack
Offensive Cookie Cutters
Don't Fucking Touch Me 60ml Hand Sanitiser
Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Socks
Inappropriate and Gag gifts: Giving a Laugh
Tired of the same-old generic mall gifts? Want something unique? With customisable presents for Mums, Dads, colleagues, and friends, our selection of hilarious homewares and clothing will make them smile, laugh and possibly cringe.
Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, Christmas, or farewell wishing your favourite co-worker away, Far Kew Emporium is the one-stop shop for gifts that are … outside of the box.
Ready to give an unforgettable gift? Check out our extensive range of homewares and clothing today. Better yet — have a quick read of some of our favourite recommendations below. We’re here to make online shopping easier — and funnier — so you can get back to being a bloody legend.
Find the Fun in Funny: Celebrating with a Gag Box
Need a quick recommendation? Some of our favourite picks for your friends, colleagues and family members with a great sense of humour include:
- Kitchenwares: we’re not morning people. But our original mug designs are hilarious—if not 100% true. And help start the day with a smile.
- Homewares: add a conversation piece or give the perfect housewarming present. We have candles, cushions, tea towels and bathroom collections all with a humorous twist.These are not funny, throw-aways — they’re beautifully crafted, considered and usable items that suit the humorous tastes and homes.
- Clothing: express yourself without saying a word. Our T-shirts, sweatshirts, sleepwear and socks, with wearable quotes are one of the best ways to show off your unique personality to the world. Don’t just say it, wear it. Although, probably not to work.
- Accessories: need something a little more …subtle? From everyday tote bags to jewellery, your wearer can highlight their favourite sayings and swear words—even when on the go.
- Stationery: go on… spice things up at work and tell your boss how you really feel. Our range of office products, pens, mousepads, notebooks and more can help. Or possibly get you fired!
Want a Unique Gift? Give the Gift of Laughter
Some people like off- the-wall collectibles — and if they’re like us, nothing makes them snore faster than an everyday candle.
Instead of bringing a housewarming present that puts your hosts to sleep, bring something special that’s fun and functional. Need a purchase ASAP? Speak with our team about delivery times — better yet, check out our ‘Shipping’ page to get a rough estimate of shipping times across Australia.
With gift wrapping available and free shipping for purchases over $150, we can have your most memorable presents packed, wrapped, and on their way in no time.
Want to lighten up someone’s day? Check out our extensive product range make their next favourite gift one with a bit of personality.