All rise for the Lord Commander of Zero Patience.
These socks are not for the faint of heart, the easily offended, or anyone who needs a permission slip to speak. They’re for the boss. The alpha. The beautifully unhinged legend who’s somehow still in charge — despite HR’s best efforts.
Made from premium cotton and raw authority, they’re perfect for barking orders, judging incompetence, and silently screaming “how are you all this fucking useless?” into the void.
Power stance approved. Censorship not included.
Machine washable. Leadership skills sold separately.
Wear them to meetings, interventions, or family dinners — anywhere peasants gather.
