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Christmas Delivery Times

Christmas is so fun. Less fun is predicting if your online shopping order will arrive in time.

We give no guarantees for the speed of delivery, since we mail our hilarious packages all over the world and rely on a number of mail services to help us do so. A massive middle finger goes to the Canadian mail strike moments before Christmas.

OK. Deep are the cut off times.

We take no responsibility for packages not arriving before Christmas due to the large amount of factors that can contribute to late delivery. Weather, floods, fires, heat waves, mail strikes (hello Canada) etc. 

International (anywhere outside Australia). Nov 25.

Anything ordered after of this time will be sent by DHL eCommerce, with Parcel Express only to the USA. But because of our semi rural Victorian warehouse address, this can still mean 2-3 weeks for delivery.


Friday 14th December

Canberra Metro 

Country Areas Attached to Metro 

Hunter Region (Newcastle) Primary 

South Coast (Wollongong) Primary 

Sydney Metro 


Friday 14th December

Ballarat Region City/Subs 

Bendigo Region City/Subs 

Brisbane Inner Metro 

Brisbane Outer Metro 

Broken Hill 

Canberra Region Other 

Central Coast Region (Gosford) 

Central West (Bathurst) Primary 

Country Areas Attached to Metro VIC 

Geelong Region City/Subs 

Gippsland Region Subs & District 

Gold Coast Region 

Goulburn 2580 Hunter Region (Newcastle) Other 

Melbourne Metro 

Mid North Coast Region (Kempsey) 

Murray Region (Albury)

New England Region (Tamworth) 

Northern Rivers Region (Casino)

Riverina Region (Wagga Wagga)

South Coast (Wollongong) Other 

Southern Highlands Region 

Sunshine Coast Region Primary 

Toowoomba City & Near Region 

Western Plains Region (Dubbo) 

Central West (Bathurst) Other 


Friday 14th December

Adelaide Inner Metro 

Adelaide Outer Metro

Ballarat Region (Selected Areas) 

Ballarat Region Other 

Bendigo Region (Selected Areas) 

Bendigo Region Other

Geelong Region (Selected Areas) 

Geelong Region Other 

Gippsland Region (Selected Areas) 

Gippsland Region Other

Mackay Region 

Rockhampton City & Near Region 

SA Near Country

Seymour Region (Selected Areas)

Sunshine Coast Region Other 

Toowoomba Region Far 

Townsville City & Near Region

Seymour Region Other


Wednesday 12th December


Cairns City & Near Region 

Perth Metro

Rockhampton Region Far 

SA Far Country 

Townsville Region Far & Mt Isa

Mount Gambier


Wednesday 12th December

Cairns Region Far

Darwin City & Subs 

WA Central/Murchison/Goldfields 

WA Great Southern Region 

WA South Roads 

WA Bunbury


Wednesday 12th December

WA Pilbara 


Wednesday 12th December

Alice Springs

WA Kimberley


Thursday, 6 December

Cairns Region Distant 


Wednesday 5th December

NT Other


Thursday, 29 November

Tasmania Remote

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