FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER AU$150* & GIFT WRAPPING NOW AVAILABLE

FREE SHIPPING OVER AU$150*

GIFT WRAPPING NOW AVAILABLE

Oh Fuck, I Almost Cared Grumpy Bastard Socks

A near-emotional experience. Tragic.

Slip these on and strut through life with the perfect blend of sarcasm and couldn’t-give-a-fuck energy. These socks are for the man who almost gave a damn… but then remembered he has better things to do, like avoiding people and perfecting his resting “not my problem” face.

Made from comfy AF cotton and stitched with zero actual concern, they’re ideal for office meetings, awkward family dinners, or anytime someone expects you to give a shit.

Comfy. Cocky. Completely over it.

Machine washable. Emotional availability not included.

OSFM - Men's shoe size 8-12

Woven with a blend of combed cotton, nylon for strength and durability and elastane for stretch. 

Packed in a luxury box with ribbon pull tag

 

Find my perfect gift