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Funny Secret Santa Gifts to Keep Them Guessing

Let’s be real—funny Secret Santa gifts are what make the holiday season memorable! When it comes to Secret Santa, the goal is simple: keep them laughing (and maybe a little red-faced) while they try to figure out who’s behind the gift. 

Festive As Fuck Wrapping Paper
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Fuck I Love Cheese Tea Towel / Dish Towel
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Fuck I Love Cheese Tea Towel / Dish Towel $27.99 AUD $29.99 AUD
It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Fuck This Wrapping Paper
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It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Fuck This Wrapping Paper $1.00 AUD $5.99 AUD
Name That Bumhole Card Game
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Name That Bumhole Card Game $14.99 AUD $19.99 AUD
To a Special Cunt This Christmas Greeting Card
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To a Special Cunt This Christmas Greeting Card $4.99 AUD
Fuck This Shit Festive Wrapping Paper
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Fuck This Shit Festive Wrapping Paper $1.00 AUD $5.99 AUD
Naughty, Nice, I Tried Wrapping Paper
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Naughty, Nice, I Tried Wrapping Paper $1.00 AUD $5.99 AUD
Guess Poo Board Game
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Novelty Poo in Progress Warning Sign
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Novelty Poo in Progress Warning Sign $15.99 AUD $17.99 AUD
Fuck I Love Cheese Oven Mitt
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What The F*ck Card Game
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Dear Santa, I Can Explain Wrapping Paper
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Dear Santa, I Can Explain Wrapping Paper $1.00 AUD $5.99 AUD
It's The Most Wonderful Time For a Beer Men's/Unisex T-Shirt
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It's The Most Wonderful Time For a Beer Men's/Unisex T-Shirt $24.99 AUD $45.00 AUD
Saucy Santa Decoration
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Saucy Santa Decoration $12.00 AUD $14.99 AUD
Christmas BallBalls
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Christmas BallBalls $25.00 AUD $34.99 AUD
Penis Puzzle - 1000 Pieces
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Penis Puzzle - 1000 Pieces $29.99 AUD
It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Fuck This Christmas Ornament
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It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Fuck This Christmas Ornament $9.99 AUD $12.99 AUD
Who Let The Logs Out Toilet Mist/Air Freshener
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Fartastic Facts & Jokes Game
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Fartastic Facts & Jokes Game $17.99 AUD $19.99 AUD
Grammar Police Game
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Grammar Police Game $14.99 AUD $19.99 AUD
Merry Fucking Christmas Aussie Santa Ornament
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Merry Fucking Christmas Aussie Santa Ornament $9.99 AUD $12.99 AUD
Drink Up Grinches Women's Glitter T-Shirt
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Drink Up Grinches Women's Glitter T-Shirt $35.00 AUD $45.00 AUD
Not Shit Lucky Dip
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Not Shit Lucky Dip $20.00 AUD $40.00 AUD
Cheeky Teacher Pen Pack
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Cheeky Teacher Pen Pack $29.99 AUD
Christmas Tits Women's T-Shirt
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Christmas Tits Women's T-Shirt $45.00 AUD
Dog Person Pen Pack
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Dog Person Pen Pack $29.99 AUD
Drink Up Grinches Men's/Unisex T-Shirt
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Drink Up Grinches Men's/Unisex T-Shirt $35.00 AUD $45.00 AUD
Merry Fucking Christmas Aussie Santa Card
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Merry Fucking Christmas Aussie Santa Card $4.99 AUD
Ultimate Nurse Pen Pack
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Ultimate Nurse Pen Pack $29.99 AUD
Sloppy Synopsis Game - Movie Edition
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Sloppy Synopsis Game - Movie Edition $14.99 AUD $19.99 AUD
Merry Christmas Bitches Coasters
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Merry Christmas Bitches Coasters from $8.00 AUD
Totally Antisocial Pen Pack
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Totally Antisocial Pen Pack $29.99 AUD
Name The Emoticon - X Rated
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Name The Emoticon - X Rated $14.99 AUD
Bullshit Game
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Passive Aggressive Pen Pack
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Passive Aggressive Pen Pack $29.99 AUD
Fucker-In-Charge Pen Pack
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Fucker-In-Charge Pen Pack $29.99 AUD
H.R. Violation Pen Pack
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H.R. Violation Pen Pack $29.99 AUD
Tumbling Turds Game
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Name That Porno Game
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Name That Porno Game $14.99 AUD $19.99 AUD
Fuck, I Love Christmas Card
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Fuck, I Love Christmas Card $4.99 AUD
Ultimate Tradie Pen Pack
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Ultimate Tradie Pen Pack $29.99 AUD
The Ultimate Sweary Pen Pack Black
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The Ultimate Sweary Pen Pack Black $29.99 AUD
The Ultimate Sweary Pen Pack Purple
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The Ultimate Sweary Pen Pack Purple $29.99 AUD
Crazy Cat Person Pen Pack
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Crazy Cat Person Pen Pack $29.99 AUD
Name That Bumhole Card Game - Dino Edition
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Name That Bumhole Card Game - Dino Edition Sold Out
Sink The Floater Game
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Sink The Floater Game $39.99 AUD
Bacon Recipes Playing Cards
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Bacon Recipes Playing Cards $14.99 AUD
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