**FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER AU$120* & GIFT WRAPPING NOW AVAILABLE**

FREE SHIPPING OVER AU$120*

GIFT WRAPPING NOW AVAILABLE

Product Collections

Inappropriate Gifts for Friends Who Love to Push Boundaries (and Buttons)

Amazing As Fuck Tote Bag

To a Special Cunt This Christmas Greeting Card

Make Memorable Moments with our Funny Greeting Cards

You're Awesome, Keep That Shit Up Mouse Pad

Sweary Affirmations 2025 Calendar

New Arrivals for a Fresh Dose Of Laughter

What's Up, Wigglebutt? Coffee Mug

Bucket List Coaster on a wooden bench

Novelty Coasters to Keep Your Tables Safe and Your Guests Laughing

You're Awesome, Keep That Shit Up Cushion Cover

Novelty Cushion Covers to Make Your Guests Think Twice Before They Sit

I Fucking Hate People Bangle

Novelty Jewellery to Make a Statement Without Saying a Word

Queen Of Fucking Everything Glitter Pen-Far Kew Emporium

Novelty Pens That Say It All: Add Some Sass to Your Scribbles!

Novelty Planters for Your Special Plants and Unique Greenery

Please Don't Fuck With My Shit Zipper Pouch

Novelty Purses to Keep Your Coins and Sass in One Place

Fuck Off, I'm Sleeping Nightshirt

Novelty Sleepwear That’s Comfy, Fun, and Ready for Bed

Beer Is Good For You. Alcohol Kills Germs Tumbler

Novelty Tumblers That Serve Up Sass With Every Sip

Are You Pooping Metal Sign

Novelty Wall Decor to Make Your Walls Talk (and Maybe Shock)

Cocky Socks

The Man The Myth The Legend Custom T-Shirt

Fa-la-la Fuck This Shit Card

Party/Celebration

Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

I'm a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Mug

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Tea Towel

Pretty Sweary Tea Towels

Quirky Gifts for the Wildly Weird and Wonderfully Unpredictable

Before You Hug Me, Don't Unisex Hoodie

Quirky Hoodies That Have No Filter

No Fux Given Women's T-shirt

Rock Your Style with Our Funny Female T-Shirts!

I'm Surrounded By Cunts Bangle

Sale – Snag Deals Before They’re Gone (and Save Your Wallet)

My List of Shit That Needs to Get Done Notebook

Sarcastic Gifts for Coworkers Who Appreciate a Little (or a Lot) of Attitude

Seconds – Because Coming in Second Can Still Be a Win

Fuck Off Tube Socks-Far Kew Emporium

I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Crew Socks

A novelty pair of black and white socks with bold writing on the sole saying "FUCK OFF"

Silly Socks That Say What You’re Really Thinking

Fuck Off Ankle Socks

Fuck I Love Cheese Tea Towel / Dish Towel

Spice Up Your Space with Funny Kitchen Gifts That Bring the Laughs

You're Awesome, Keep That Shit Up Mouse Pad

Spice up your workspace with our funny mouse pads

I Don't Like 3-4pm Pencil Case

Stash Your Stuff With a Smile in Our Funny Pencil Cases

My List of Shit That Needs to Get Done Notebook

Stationery Gifts

I'm Not Always a Cunt Mug-Drinkware-Far Kew Emporium

Stuff for Blokes

I'm Surrounded By Cunts Bangle

Sweary Gifts for People Who Like Their Presents with a Side of Sass

TOO RUDE FOR FACEBOOK

I'm a Fucking Delight Grumpy Angel Mug

Trending Gifts That Are Hotter Than Your Morning Coffee

2021 Christmas Fuckflake

Unique Gifts Under $10 for Big Laughs on a Small Budget

"Pot" Holder

Unique Gifts Under $20 That Pack a Punch Without Breaking the Bank

"Pot" Holder

Unique Gifts Under $30 for Those Who Love a Good Laugh (and Maybe a Bit of Sass)

"Pot" Holder

Unique Gifts Under $50 for Those Who Deserve a Laugh (and Maybe a Little Fire)

Fuck Off Tube Socks-Far Kew Emporium

Up to 75% Off – Because Girl Math Says It’s Basically Free

I'm Surrounded By Cunts Bangle

WHOLESALE PRODUCTS

I Like Sparkly Things & The Word Fuck Stainless Steel Tumbler

What The F*ck Card Game

AUSSIE OWNED

GIFT WRAPPING

ONLINE SUPPORT

FAST SHIPPING