Step Outside the Box with Our Pretty Sweary Gifts
Hate mornings? Give you daily caffeine intake a little boost with a gift that’s fun and functional: an hilarious coffee cup.
Ready to grab and go, so you can get on with your day in style, our mugs are a great way for family, friends — even colleagues! — to check your mood (and your caffeine level) before they try and chat. Because we know that not every Mum, Dad, and office-goer is into a plain, white cup, we're happy to bring some life back into your morning and personality into your everyday wake up routine.
Shopping for a friend? With gift wrapping available and shipping available Australia wide, we can help you brighten someone’s day, no matter their location. From housewares to clothing, coffee flasks, travel tumblers and candles, the Far Kew Emporium product range is fun, functional and unforgettable.
Keeping It Real: Coffee Mugs and Curse Words
We believe a day without fun and the f-word is not a day worth having. Thankfully, swearing is no longer as taboo as it was - so funny quotes, sayings, and even curse words are making their way into everyday apparel and we’re all for it.
If you’re on the hunt for a unique present, check out Far Kew Emporium’s coffee mug range. Some of our favourite sayings include:
- “I Fucking Hate Coriander.”
- “I Like Sparkly Things and the Word Fuck”
And our personal favourite:
- “Fucker in Charge of You Fucking Fucks.”
You can gift your favourite boss, colleague, friend, or family member with a cup of brew and their go-to life motto.
Why? Because mornings are hard enough as it is. Instead of turning down the opportunity to bring a smile to someone’s day, we welcome it—and all of the curse words to boot. (Although we might recommend holding off on a mug for your kid’s classroom teacher …)
Shopping for yourself? Hit us up with your customisation requests. With many of our namesake cups easily tailored to your name, we can help make sure that no one touches your morning cup of brew. (Or wine — we don’t judge.)
Putting together a gift box? We have complementary pieces from bathroom collections to hand soaps, tea towels and more. Why? So you can make someone’s housewarming present a whole fucking charade!