Wrapped with love. And zero patience.
Tired of ribbons, bows, and fake enthusiasm? Same. That’s why this brutally honest gift bag exists—to cut through the crap and get straight to the fucking point.
Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or just some bullshit event you got roped into, this bag says exactly what you’re thinking: “Here’s your fucking gift. Be grateful, you glorious pain in the arse.”
✅ Strong enough to hold regrets, wine, or oddly-shaped nonsense
✅ Saves time on heartfelt cards and emotional labour
✅ Swearing included free of charge
No fluff, no frills—just pure, foul-mouthed festivity. Because sometimes, the best way to say “I care” is with sarcasm and a shitload of attitude.
Features
Available in two sizes.
Small - Fits a number of small items such as a candle, mug, jewellery etc
H 23 cm, W 18 cm, D 10 cm
Medium - Fits a shoebox, 2 bottles of wine, clothing or other assorted gifts
H 32 cm, W 26 cm, D 12 cm
