Because “Happy Birthday” just didn’t have enough oomph.
Why whisper sweet nothings when you can yell “HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!” with a bag? This gloriously loud gift bag is here to celebrate your favourite human in true unfiltered style.
Subtle? Absolutely not.
Memorable? You bet your cake-loving arse it is.
Made from sturdy AF paper and built to hold anything from gag gifts to genuinely thoughtful surprises (or booze), it’s the perfect combo of festive and feral.
✅ Handles like a champ—literally
✅ Big enough for regrets and/or presents
✅ Pairs well with bad decisions and cake
Because if you’re gonna give a gift, you might as well swear about it.
Features
Available in two sizes.
Medium - Fits a number of small items such as a candle, mug, jewellery etc
H 23 cm, W 18 cm, D 10 cm
Large - Fits a shoebox, 2 bottles of wine, clothing or other assorted gifts
H 32 cm, W 26 cm, D 12 cm
