Currently unavailable: patience, energy, and the will to pretend.
These socks are soft, cozy, and completely done with everyone’s drama. Perfect for the woman who has given her all — and is now giving nothing. Whether you’re dodging small talk, ghosting your responsibilities, or silently screaming into the void, these socks have you covered (from the ankles down, at least).
They’re like a tiny billboard on your feet that says:
“I’ve tried. I’ve snapped. I’m done. Please leave snacks and walk away.”
Comfy. Grumpy. Emotionally unavailable.
Machine washable. Fucks not included — we’re all out.
