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Calm Your Tits Grumpy Angel Socks

Because not every meltdown needs a spotlight, babe.

These socks are soft, sassy, and here to gently whisper (or aggressively yell) at you — and everyone around you — to take it down a notch. Whether you’re raging over burnt toast, dodging passive-aggressive texts, or just vibing at peak chaos, these socks are the stylish slap in the face you didn’t know you needed.

Perfect for school drop-offs, staff meetings, or that moment when someone says “just relax” and you briefly consider setting fire to everything.

Cute. Comfy. Clearly done with your shit.

Machine washable. Chill not included.

  • OSFM - Women's shoe size 5-11
  • Woven with a blend of combed cotton, nylon for strength and durability and elastane for stretch. 
  • Packed in a luxury box with ribbon pull tag

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