🍷 What Rhymes With Birthday? Wine Card 🍷
Shakespeare? Overrated.
Haikus? Too much counting.
Rhyming “birthday”? Impossible… unless you’ve had two glasses of Pinot.
Introducing the card that solves poetry with alcohol:
“What Rhymes With Birthday? Wine.”
Elegant. Honest. Slightly tipsy.
Perfect For:
Birthdays (duh) 🥳
Wine snobs 🍷 (they’ll nod in approval before lecturing you about tannins)
Friends who think Prosecco is a food group
Self-gifting (pair with a bottle for maximum impact)
Card Specs (aka Boozy Brilliance):
Premium cardstock, durable enough to survive a Cabernet spill. A6 Size.
Blank inside — write heartfelt words or just a list of your top 5 wines
Envelope included, because handing someone a naked card is criminal
Scientifically proven* to make birthdays 42% more fun
(*Science = me, after 3 glasses of rosé)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Totally Legit Reviews:
“My friend opened this, immediately demanded a Chardonnay. Iconic.” – Becky, Hornsby Heights
“Finally, a card that rhymes as badly as I do.” – Matt, Dunedin
“Hung it above my wine rack. Now it’s my life philosophy.” – Claire, Balmain
“Got this for myself, wrote ‘cheers’ inside, and signed it ‘Me.’ Best relationship ever.” – Anonymous, probably drunk
