✨ Happy Birthday You Fabulous Human Card ✨
Regular birthday cards are fine. Cute. Sweet. Safe.
But does your friend/cousin/lover/dog-walker really want “fine”?
NO. They want FABULOUS.
That’s where this glorious paper miracle comes in:
“Happy Birthday You Fabulous Human.”
It’s basically a tiara in card form.
Perfect For:
Friends who strut instead of walk 💃
Family members who deserve confetti cannons, not just cake 🎂
Coworkers who are secretly fabulous under that business-casual disguise 👔✨
Yourself (because self-love = champagne + stationery) 🥂
Card Specs (aka Fab Features):
Premium cardstock shinier than your highlighter. A6 Size
Blank inside — write heartfelt words, or just doodle sparkly stick figures
Envelope included, so you can hand-deliver fabulousness like a legend
Guaranteed* to make the recipient hair-flip at least once
(*Guarantee not legally binding, but highly probable)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Sparkling Reviews from Fabulous People:
“I gave this to my bestie, she squealed so loud dogs three blocks away joined in.” – Jess, LA
“Opened this, felt 47% more fabulous instantly. Science.” – Marcus, Hobart
“My mum framed it. Now she points to it when anyone questions her authority.” – Priya, Box Hill
“Got this for myself. Woke up fabulous, stayed fabulous. 10/10.” – Anonymous, fabulous obviously
