Life is tough. Bills, laundry, endless emails, existential dread… and that’s just Monday. Enter the ultimate survival tool disguised as a greeting card:
“Today’s Plan: Wine. Because Adulting is Hard.
Perfect For:
Birthdays 🎂 (leveling up in age = leveling up in wine budget)
Congratulations 🎉 (because nothing says “you made it” like a bottle of shiraz)
Sympathy 😭 (tax season, breakups, or when Netflix cancels your fave show)
Just Because (aka Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday…)
Card Specs (aka Boozy Bragging Rights):
Premium cardstock that can absorb some wine stains. A6 Size.
Blank inside — doodle grapes, write life advice, or confess your love for Tempranillo.
Envelope included, so you can deliver it hand-to-glass.
Studies* show recipients immediately pour a glass after reading.
(*Studies conducted by us, at 10pm, in pyjamas.)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Verified Tipsy Reviews:
“Gave this to my friend, she laughed so hard she spilled her Sauvignon Blanc. Worth it.” – Emma, Brisbane
“Finally, a card that understands me. Haven’t opened my electric bill since.” – Jason, Turramurra
“Bought it for my sister. She framed it and hung it over her wine rack. Iconic.” – Priya, Auckland
“I sent this to myself. Best decision of the year.” – Anonymous (probably drunk)
