🦜 Let’s Celebrate Your Birthday Card (ft. One Loud Aussie Cockatoo) 🦜
Subtle? No. Loud, obnoxious, and ready to party? Absolutely — just like that cockatoo on the front. This card screams “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MATE” louder than a flock of sulphur-cresteds at 6am. Perfect for friends, family, or anyone who deserves to be squawked at on their special day.
Premium cardstock: tougher than a magpie in swooping season. A6 size.
Blank inside — write heartfelt wishes or just draw bird memes.
Envelope included, so the cockatoo doesn’t just fly straight at them.
Warning: may cause sudden urges to crack a tinny and yell “oi oi oi.”
