I Can't Believe How Old People My Age Are Card

The ultimate card for when the birthday boy or girl is officially older than dirt but still swears they’re “young at heart.” Featuring a dodgy-looking old bloke on the front and the painfully relatable words “I can’t believe how old people my age are,” this gem is equal parts denial and delusion.

Perfect for mates who think they’re still twenty, even though their knees now make more noise than a bag of Doritos.

• Blank inside, so you can add your own heartfelt message or just write “Happy Birthday, you fossil.”
• Comes with an envelope (because slapping a stamp straight on their forehead is frowned upon).
• Printed on high-quality stock tough enough to survive beer spills, cake smears, and existential crises.