🎀 Stripey Bow Greeting Card 🎀
Finally, a card that says, “I care enough to give you something vaguely classy, but not enough to actually write anything nice inside.”
This little beauty has crisp stripes, a bow that looks way fancier than your bank account, and enough blank space inside for you to scrawl something wildly inappropriate, sarcastic, or heartfelt (if you’re into that kind of shit).
Perfect for birthdays, breakups, bribes, or just reminding someone they’re lucky to know your fabulous arse.
It’s the card that does all the heavy lifting in the “looking thoughtful” department while you just sit back looking smug.
A6 size card with white envelope
