Warning: Contains Alcohol and Bad Language Notebook.

This isn’t your average stationery. This is the Far Kew Emporium survival log for those who’ve had enough of everyone’s shit and need somewhere to jot it down before they explode.

Perfect for recording your drunken genius, passive-aggressive to-do lists, or the names of people who can get absolutely fucked.

Features include:

• 80+ pages ready for your half-sloshed wisdom and sweary affirmations.
• A cover that screams “I’m classy, but also probably tipsy.”
• Ideal companion for wine-fuelled planning sessions or hungover journaling.

Whether you’re plotting world domination, writing your resignation letter (again), or listing reasons you deserve a bloody medal just for showing up — this notebook’s got you covered.