The Most Awesome-est Human Ever Card

Finally, a card that doesn’t just say “you’re great” but declares, in bold, papery permanence:
“YOU ARE THE MOST AWESOME-EST HUMAN EVER.”

Because honestly, if you’re not inflating their ego to dangerous levels, are you even trying?

Ideal For:

• Birthdays 🎂 (better than cake, fight me)

• Graduations 🎓 (“Congrats, nerd.”)

• Breakups 💔 (“It’s not me, it’s you… you’re TOO awesome.”)

• Random flexes 🏆 (sometimes you just need to remind Karen at work)

Card Specs (aka Bragging Rights):

• Crisp, quality cardstock, sturdier than your excuses. A6 size. 

• Blank inside, because YOU are the poet of this friendship.

• Comes with an envelope, because duh.

• Scientifically proven* to increase swagger by 87%.
  (*Not peer reviewed. Don’t @ us.)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Verified Raves from Totally Real Humans:

• “Opened this card, blacked out, woke up three days later with a cape. 10/10.” – Greg, Parramatta

• “My cat saw this card and started respecting me. That’s never happened before.” – Linda, Melbourne

• “Bought one for my husband, now he struts around the house humming his own theme song. Annoying, but worth it.” – Trisha, Mount Colah

• “Sent this to myself. Best relationship I’ve ever had.” – Anonymous, probably awesome