Quick Question, Are You Fucking Kidding Me? Notebook

For those days when the human race just… disappoints you. Again. This Far Kew Emporium notebook is your official emotional support stationery — designed for jotting down every WTF moment, eye-roll, and inner monologue you’re too polite (or too employed) to say out loud.

Perfect for:

• Writing down stupid things people say so you can roast them later.
• Keeping track of how many times you’ve muttered “are you fucking kidding me?” in one day.
• Rage journaling between wine refills.

With plenty of pages for sarcasm, rants, and petty thoughts, this bad boy is basically therapy — but cheaper and with more swearing.

Features include:

• 80+ pages ready for your half-sloshed wisdom and sweary affirmations.
• A cover that screams “I’m classy, but also probably tipsy.”
• Ideal companion for wine-fuelled planning sessions or hungover journaling.