Nope, Not Today Grumpy Bastard Notebook

Meet your new favourite notebook — the paper equivalent of that deadpan stare you give when someone dares to ask for one more thing. With a weary man on the cover who’s clearly seen some shit, this Far Kew Emporium masterpiece perfectly captures the spirit of “absolutely not.”

Perfect for:

• Writing down all the things you’re not doing today.
• Pretending to be productive while quietly plotting your escape.
• Listing people who can kindly get stuffed until further notice.

It’s the ideal companion for coffee-fuelled grumpiness, Monday meltdowns, or any moment you need to look busy while giving zero fucks.

A5 Matte Black Hard cover notebook with 80 lined pages.