My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity – Coaster
Finally, a coaster that perfectly sums up your entire personality in one brutally honest sentence. Because let’s face it — some people bring out your inner smartarse faster than others bring out the wine.
This cork-backed beauty protects your table from drink rings and your sanity from idiots. A must-have accessory for anyone who’s ever had to bite their tongue in a meeting, a family gathering, or while reading Facebook comments.
Gift it to that sarcastic legend in your life (or just keep it for yourself — you’ve earned it, you snarky fucker).
