Finally, a coaster that speaks fluent sarcasm — so you don’t have to. This premium ceramic beauty features a man wearing the universal expression of “are you actually serious right now?” and comes with raised UV detail so every eye roll and smirk practically leaps off the surface.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever had to survive small talk, staff meetings, or group chats with idiots. It’s glossy, durable, and guaranteed to protect your table while your patience disintegrates.
Far Kew Emporium Tip: Use it as a warning sign — if someone still doesn’t get it, crank the sarcasm to full blast and watch their brain buffer. ☕🙄
