“Grumpy Fuckers Club – Lifetime Member” Ceramic Coaster
(Featuring one permanently unimpressed bloke with raised UV detail)
Welcome to the Grumpy Fuckers Club, where every day is too bloody early, every person is too loud, and every meeting could’ve been an email. This premium ceramic coaster proudly declares your lifetime membership — no application needed, just a bad attitude and a short fuse.
Featuring a gloriously cranky man who looks like he’s just been asked to smile for a photo, this masterpiece comes with raised UV detail so even the wrinkles of disapproval pop. It’s glossy, sturdy, and absolutely done with everyone’s shit.
Perfect for your morning coffee, your evening whisky, or any beverage you sip while silently judging the world.
Far Kew Emporium Tip: Buy one for every other miserable bastard you know — misery loves company, and this club has plenty of it. ☕🍺😤
