“Everyone Was Thinking It, I Just Said It” Ceramic Coaster
(Featuring one unapologetic legend with raised UV detail)
For the brave souls who’ve mastered the art of saying the quiet part out loud — this one’s for you. This premium ceramic coaster celebrates your complete lack of filter and your proud commitment to “just being honest, mate.”
Featuring a smirking man who clearly gives zero shits about subtlety, this beauty comes with raised UV detail so his smug face shines as brightly as your bad decisions. It’s glossy, durable, and guaranteed to offend at least one person per beverage.
Perfect for the friend who always “tells it like it is,” the office menace, or anyone who’s ever started a sentence with “I probably shouldn’t say this, but…”
Far Kew Emporium Tip: Pair it with a stiff drink and a smug grin — because someone’s gotta say what everyone’s thinking, and it might as well be you. 🥂💬
