🍪 Congratulations To One Smart Cookie Card 🍪
Brains + charm + the ability to resist eating the entire packet in one go = legendary. Celebrate your genius friend, sibling, co-worker, or nan with this deliciously cheeky card. Perfect for exam wins, new jobs, promotions, or just managing to assemble IKEA furniture without crying.
Premium cardstock, tougher than a stale biscuit. A6 size.
Blank inside — write heartfelt praise or just draw cookies.
Envelope included, so it doesn’t arrive with actual crumbs.
Warning: may cause excessive swagger, cookie cravings, and smug grins.
