💃 Apparently We Will Never Be Old Enough to Know Better Card 💃
Wisdom? Overrated.
Maturity? Boring.
A sense of responsibility? Pass.
Enter the card that doubles as a life motto, featuring a gloriously sassy retro lady who looks like she just spiked the punch bowl at your nan’s Tupperware party.
“Apparently We Will Never Be Old Enough to Know Better.”
And honestly? Thank God.
Perfect For:
Birthdays 🎂 (the older they get, the funnier it gets)
Best friends 👯 (partners in crime need stationery too)
Mum, Aunties, Nan 👵 (because trouble clearly runs in the family)
Self-gifting (stick it on the fridge as your new guiding principle)
Card Specs (aka Vintage Vibes):
Premium cardstock, sassier than your aunt after two martinis. A6 size.
Blank inside — perfect for writing heartfelt love, or plotting your next bad decision
Envelope included, so you can deliver trouble with a bow
Retro lady on the front, silently judging you while secretly egging you on
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Scandalous Reviews:
“Sent this to my BFF. We ended up at a 2am karaoke bar. Zero regrets.” – Sophie, Doonan
“My mum opened this, laughed, then poured a gin the size of her head.” – Ben, Jindabyne
“Hung it on my wall. Now I have a daily excuse for all my bad choices.” – Kelly, Queens
“I gave this to my gran. She cackled, then taught me how to mix a proper whiskey sour.” – Dave, Windsor
