Forget “Happy Birthday” — that’s child’s play.
This card says it like it is: “Another Beer Older, Another Beer Wiser.”
Because let’s be real: age doesn’t necessarily bring wisdom… but it does bring better beer choices (no more warm lager from a can, we hope).
Perfect For:
Birthdays 🍰 (especially the kind where the candles are a fire hazard)
Milestones 🎉 (graduations, promotions, or just surviving Monday)
Beer snobs 🍻 (finally, their personality trait has a card)
Yourself (because self-love looks like a pint)
Card Specs (aka Hoppy Highlights):
Printed on premium cardstock, sturdier than your liver. A6 size.
Blank inside — write something heartfelt, or just doodle foam.
Envelope included, because shoving it into someone’s hand at the pub is “frowned upon.”
Environmentally friendly, so you can drink without guilt (about the card, not the hangover).
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Totally Legit Reviews:
“My dad opened this, laughed, then crushed a six-pack. Iconic.” – Zoe, Manchester
“Finally, a card that pairs well with IPA and regret.” – Mike, Glen Iris
“I framed it and hung it above my beer fridge. Now it’s scripture.” – Dan, Bondi
“Gave this to my mate. He cried. But that might’ve been the onions in his kebab.” – Stacey, Summer Hill
