Raised UV detail. Raised middle finger energy.
For those days when you’re barely holding it together and every human interaction feels like a personal attack—meet your new favourite coaster. This no-bullshit slab of ceramic rage says what you’re too tired (or too legally restrained) to say out loud.
Finished with premium raised UV accents—because even your hatred deserves a little texture—and designed to pair perfectly with your drink of choice, this coaster doesn’t just catch drips. It drips with pure, unfiltered disdain.
✅ Stylishly offensive
✅ Holds drinks, not opinions
✅ Makes an excellent passive-aggressive gift for Karen in accounting
Not for the faint of heart or the easily offended. But then again, fuck ‘em.
Premium drink coaster details
Orders placed between August 4th-14th will commence shipping from August 17th.
