🎉 We Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Card 🎉
Some people “mature.” Some people “grow wiser with age.”
You? Your besties? Nah. You’re out here proving that reckless decisions and bad ideas are timeless.
Enter the card that says it all:
“We Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better.”
Perfect For:
Birthdays 🎂 (because nothing says getting older like tequila shots at 2am)
BFF bonding 💃 (partners in crime deserve stationery too)
Anniversaries ❤️ (especially the “we survived another year without being arrested” kind)
General chaos ✨ (because “responsibility” is just a suggestion)
Card Specs (aka Chaos Credentials):
Premium cardstock, strong enough to survive a spilled cocktail. A6 size.
Blank inside — write heartfelt words, or a list of your next questionable life choices.
Envelope included, so you can pretend to be classy while giving it.
Zero wisdom included. (Seriously. Don’t look for it.)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Totally Real, Totally Irresponsible Reviews:
“Gave this to my best friend. We ended up on a karaoke stage three hours later. No regrets.” – Sarah, Eumundi
“My sister laughed so hard she choked on Prosecco. 10/10.” – Ben, Pymble
“Finally, a card that reflects my true lifestyle: bad decisions with glitter.” – Kelly, Queenstown
“I framed this and hung it over my bar cart. Now it’s my family motto.” – James, Dublin
