Finally, a card that doesn’t just say “you’re great” but declares, in bold, papery permanence:
“YOU ARE THE MOST AWESOME-EST HUMAN EVER.”
Because honestly, if you’re not inflating their ego to dangerous levels, are you even trying?
Ideal For:
Birthdays 🎂 (better than cake, fight me)
Graduations 🎓 (“Congrats, nerd.”)
Breakups 💔 (“It’s not me, it’s you… you’re TOO awesome.”)
Random flexes 🏆 (sometimes you just need to remind Karen at work)
Card Specs (aka Bragging Rights):
Crisp, quality cardstock, sturdier than your excuses. A6 size.
Blank inside, because YOU are the poet of this friendship.
Comes with an envelope, because duh.
Scientifically proven* to increase swagger by 87%.
(*Not peer reviewed. Don’t @ us.)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Verified Raves from Totally Real Humans:
“Opened this card, blacked out, woke up three days later with a cape. 10/10.” – Greg, Parramatta
“My cat saw this card and started respecting me. That’s never happened before.” – Linda, Melbourne
“Bought one for my husband, now he struts around the house humming his own theme song. Annoying, but worth it.” – Trisha, Mount Colah
“Sent this to myself. Best relationship I’ve ever had.” – Anonymous, probably awesome
