Some dads get socks. Some dads get ties.
But YOUR dad? He deserves recognition for his true legacy:
being the human embodiment of an eski full of beer.
Cold. Reliable. Always there at a BBQ.
“Dad, You’re the Coolest (With an Eski Full of Beer).”
It’s the card equivalent of handing him a frosty one.
\Perfect For:
Father’s Day 👔 (because “World’s Best Dad” mugs are weak)
Birthdays 🎂 (pair with actual beer for maximum effect)
Random appreciation moments 🙌 (usually after he’s fixed your car for free)
The dad who thinks he is the designated cooler at every event
Card Specs (aka Dad-Approved Features):
Premium cardstock, sturdier than Dad’s backyard DIY “solutions”. A6 size
Blank inside — for heartfelt thanks, beer IOUs, or crude doodles
Envelope included, so Mum doesn’t yell at you for being unorganised
Guaranteed* to make Dad crack a smile and a stubby
(*Guarantee not valid if Dad’s team just lost)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Cold Hard Reviews:
“Gave this to my dad, he immediately asked where the actual beer was.” – Josh, Perth
“My dad laughed, then lectured me about how to properly pack an Eski. Classic.” – Sam, Brisbane
“Perfect card for a man whose blood type is ‘lager.’” – Emily, Auckland
“Dad opened it, crushed a tinny, and said ‘bloody oath.’ 10/10.” – Luke, Melbourne
