Another Beer Older, Another Beer Wiser Card

Forget “Happy Birthday” — that’s child’s play.
This card says it like it is: “Another Beer Older, Another Beer Wiser.”

Because let’s be real: age doesn’t necessarily bring wisdom… but it does bring better beer choices (no more warm lager from a can, we hope).

Perfect For:

• Birthdays 🍰 (especially the kind where the candles are a fire hazard)

• Milestones 🎉 (graduations, promotions, or just surviving Monday)

• Beer snobs 🍻 (finally, their personality trait has a card)

• Yourself (because self-love looks like a pint)

Card Specs (aka Hoppy Highlights):

• Printed on premium cardstock, sturdier than your liver. A6 size.

• Blank inside — write something heartfelt, or just doodle foam.

• Envelope included, because shoving it into someone’s hand at the pub is “frowned upon.”

• Environmentally friendly, so you can drink without guilt (about the card, not the hangover).

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Totally Legit Reviews:

• “My dad opened this, laughed, then crushed a six-pack. Iconic.” – Zoe, Manchester

• “Finally, a card that pairs well with IPA and regret.” – Mike, Glen Iris

• “I framed it and hung it above my beer fridge. Now it’s scripture.” – Dan, Bondi

• “Gave this to my mate. He cried. But that might’ve been the onions in his kebab.” – Stacey, Summer Hill