Because not all cunts are created equal.
This ain’t your average gift bag. This is the Rolls-Royce of sweary sentiment—a gloriously loud, cheeky-as-fuck paper hug for that one special cunt in your life.
You know the one. The absolute legend. The ride-or-die. The glorious gobshite with a heart of gold and a mouth like a sailor.
Crafted from sturdy-ass paper with rope handles strong enough to hold booze, bad decisions, or whatever questionable shit you’ve wrapped up inside.
✅ Holds gifts and inappropriate levels of affection
✅ Loud, proud, and unfiltered—just like them
✅ Perfect for birthdays, breakups, or “fuck it, just because” moments
Give your favourite magnificent bastard the recognition they deserve—with a bag that says “I love you, you glorious fucking weirdo.”
Features
Available in two sizes.
Small - Fits a number of small items such as a candle, mug, jewellery etc
H 23 cm, W 18 cm, D 10 cm
Medium - Fits a shoebox, 2 bottles of wine, clothing or other assorted gifts
H 32 cm, W 26 cm, D 12 cm
