Love is weird. Friendship is weirder. And this card? It’s the ultimate declaration of: “Yes, you’re a complete oddball… but you’re MY oddball.”
Forget boring Hallmark fluff. This is for the people who:
Send you random memes at 3am
Have strong opinions about snacks
Make you laugh until you pee in public
Might actually be banned from at least one establishment (allegedly)
Specs:
Premium cardstock (tougher than your questionable life choices)
Blank inside — perfect for in-jokes or cryptic doodles only your weirdo will understand
Envelope included, so you look legit while giving chaos in card form
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Totally Real, Totally Unhinged Reviews:
“Finally, a card that says what I can’t shout in public without being escorted out.” – Jess, Melbourne
“My partner laughed so hard, they snorted wine out their nose. Romance lives.” – Sam, Bristol
“Gave this to my best mate. Now we sign all texts ‘Your Favourite Weirdo.’ People are concerned.” – Priya, Toronto
“Honestly? I bought it for myself. Because same.” – Alex, Everywhere
