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🌸 Mum, Thanks For Always Loving Me (Even When I Was Being a Dick) Card 🌸
(Also featuring the iconic fine print: “I get that from Dad.”)
Because let’s be honest: Mum deserves more than flowers and a weak “love you.”
She deserves the truth.
The truth being: yes, you were a little nightmare. Yes, she loved you anyway. And yes, it’s 100% Dad’s fault.
Perfect For:
Mother’s Day 🌷 (cue tears, laughter, and side-eye at Dad)
Birthdays 🎂 (the card she’ll show everyone at brunch)
Random “thanks for putting up with me” moments 🙃
Family drama with a wink 😉
Card Specs (aka Mum-Certified Features):
Premium cardstock, tougher than Mum’s patience. A6 size.
Blank inside — write a heartfelt message, or just confess more ways you blame Dad
Envelope included, so you don’t just shove it in her hand between mouthfuls of roast dinner
0% subtlety, 100% truth
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Glowing Mum-Approved Reviews:
“Mum cried, laughed, then gave Dad the death stare. Best £3 I ever spent.” – Zoe, Birmingham
“My mum framed it. Dad hasn’t spoken since. 10/10.” – Liam, Toronto
“Finally, a card that tells my life story in one sentence.” – Hannah, Sydney
“I gave this to Mum. She said, ‘Accurate.’ Then poured herself a gin.” – Chris, Dublin
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