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Stop Saying Yes To Shit You Hate Derpy Bird Notebook

Finally, a notebook that tells it straight: stop being the office doormat, the family’s unpaid therapist, or the friend who “just pops by” to help move a couch. This beauty is your daily reminder that no is a complete fucking sentence.

Perfect for:

  • Writing down all the excuses you’ll use next time someone asks you to join their pyramid scheme.
  • Drafting savage resignation letters (don’t send… unless?).
  • Keeping track of your “fuck that shit” list.

Sturdy, sassy, and ready to hold every single plan, thought, or doodle you actually want to say yes to. Because your time is valuable and Karen’s “vision board party” is not.

✨ Warning: May cause sudden spine growth, reduced people-pleasing, and a mysterious inability to give a fuck.

80 lined leaves (160 pages)

  • elastic closure
  • bookmark ribbon

Pairs with the Stop saying yes Mug 

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