I Said Whatever, BItches Derpy Bird Notebook

A legendary notebook for legendary levels of not giving a flying fuck. This isn’t stationery—it’s scripture. The gospel of “I’m done with your drama, Brenda” printed right on the front.

Perfect for:

• Writing down all the times you’ve dropped a mic and walked away
• Documenting your evil-genius plans (or just your grocery list, same vibe)
• Keeping track of all the “whatevers” you’ve unleashed upon the world

The cover alone radiates boss-bitch energy so hard it should come with its own theme music. Open it up, and you’re basically writing history. Your history. The kind that makes other people nervous.

✨ Warning: Side effects include power stances, spontaneous hair flips, and uncontrollable eye-rolls at anyone who dares question you.

Pairs with the Whatever, Bitches Mug

 * 80 lined leaves (160 pages) 
 * elastic closure 
 * bookmark ribbon