Welcome to the club — membership automatically granted the day you yelled “for fuck’s sake” before 9am.
This premium cork-backed coaster is your official badge of honour. It says what you’re thinking, saves your table from coffee rings, and reminds everyone to lower their expectations immediately.
Perfect for those who’ve mastered the art of the resting bitch face, sighing loudly at stupid questions, and giving zero fucks about “positive vibes only.”
Stick it under your mug of tea, wine, or whatever gets you through the day — and wear your title with pride, you glorious, grumpy bastard.
