Finally, some morning motivation you can actually get behind. This coaster speaks for you before the caffeine kicks in — because let’s be honest, if words come out of your mouth before coffee goes in, someone’s getting hurt.
Cork-backed and full of character, it’s the perfect companion for your first (and second… and third) cup of coffee. A public service announcement disguised as home décor, saving lives one silent morning at a time.
Ideal for grumpy bastards, night owls forced into daylight, and anyone who’s ever hissed “don’t” at a cheerful morning person.
