Sometimes “Oopsie-daisy” just doesn’t cut it.
This tea towel is for the foul-mouthed foodie, the potty-mouthed plate dryer, and the sass-mouthed sous-chef who knows their way around both a kitchen and a well-placed F-bomb.
Made from 100% cotton and 1000% attitude, it’s absorbent enough to clean your dishes and offensive enough to clean out your guests.
Perfect for drying your hands after flipping the bird at a burnt roast, or mopping up the emotional damage caused by cooking for your in-laws.
Machine washable (because you’re too busy swearing to hand wash).
Warning: May cause judgmental glances from your nanna. But she swears too — don’t let her fool you.
