This Too Shall Fuck Off Deluxe Ceramic Coaster

A wise philosopher once said, “This too shall pass.” Far Kew Emporium said, “Yeah, but hopefully it fucks off while it’s at it.”

This premium ceramic coaster features a woman radiating calm chaos — the kind of serenity that only comes after you’ve given up caring. The raised UV detail makes her peaceful-but-fuming expression shimmer like a spiritual warning label.

Perfect for your wine glass, coffee mug, or crystal collection you bought during a breakdown. It’s glossy, sassy, and the ultimate mantra for surviving life’s daily bullshit.

Far Kew Emporium Tip: Gift it to anyone currently “on a healing journey” but still one email away from losing their shit. 🕯️☕✨

Premium drink coaster details

• 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster 
• Premium raised gold finish.
• Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink