Never Pick a Fight With a Woman Over 40 Menopausal Notebook

Ah yes, the sacred text of middle-aged fury. This isn’t just a notebook – it’s a warning label with pages.

The cover says it all: never, EVER, pick a fight with a woman over 40. Why? Because we’ve seen some shit, survived some shit, and are currently one cup of coffee away from committing some shit.

Perfect for:

• Writing down passive-aggressive comebacks you’ll actually say out loud now because you don’t give a damn anymore.
• Rage journaling about Karen at work who still hasn’t learned to reply-all properly.
• Keeping a running list of who’s on your “last straw” list (spoiler: it’s everyone).
• Doodling tiny gravestones for people who ask if you’re “still tired” or “still single.”

Lined pages, durable cover, and infused with the spirit of “done with everyone’s bullshit.” Use it wisely… or as a projectile weapon.

Because at 40+, we’re not just women. We’re walking natural disasters with nice stationery.

 * 80 lined leaves (160 pages) 
 * elastic closure 
 * bookmark ribbon