I Don't Have Hot Flushes Menopausal Notebook

Finally, a positive spin on menopause: you’re not melting, you’re holidaying. Every bead of sweat? That’s just you sipping cocktails in Fiji (while screaming internally at the aircon).

This notebook is perfect for:

• Logging the exact minute your “tropical getaway” hits so you can warn innocent bystanders.
• Writing bucket lists you’ll abandon halfway through because brain fog packed your bags.
• Rage-doodling palm trees while fanning yourself with the nearest Kmart catalogue.
• Making sarcastic travel journals like: Day 14: Still in Bali, still no breeze, still hate everyone.

Lined pages, sturdy cover, and fully prepared to survive being hurled across the room during another heatwave.

Because sure, you’re sweaty and unhinged… but at least you’re well-travelled. 🌴🔥

 * 80 lined leaves (160 pages) 
 * elastic closure 
 * bookmark ribbon