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I Can, But I Don't Want To Grumpy Angel Socks

Fully capable. Deeply uninterested.

These socks are for the queens of competence with zero motivation. You could do the dishes, fold the laundry, answer that email, go for a run… but honestly? That sounds like a you problem.

Made from soft, stretchy cotton and the pure essence of “meh,” they’re perfect for lounging, dodging responsibilities, and silently refusing to engage with life’s nonsense.

Cute. Comfy. Casually rebellious.

Machine washable. Productivity sold separately.

Wear them proudly — because doing nothing is still doing something.

  • OSFM - Women's shoe size 5-11
  • Woven with a blend of combed cotton, nylon for strength and durability and elastane for stretch. 
  • Packed in a luxury box with ribbon pull tag

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