Hey There Beautiful Card

Sometimes you want to say “I adore the shit out of you” but in a way that doesn’t get you kicked out of Grandma’s birthday lunch. Enter this floral little number that does all the heavy lifting for you.

With a bold “Hey there beautiful” splashed across a bunch of pretty blooms, this card is equal parts sweet and cheeky — just like you when you’ve had three wines. Perfect for birthdays, love notes, “thanks for not being a complete dickhead” moments, or simply reminding someone that yes, they still look hot even in trackies with Vegemite stains.

• Blank inside, so you can scrawl your own inappropriate ramblings
• Comes with an envelope, so you don’t have to shove it awkwardly into their hand
• Printed on quality stock, because you’re classy (sort of)

Basically, this is the card equivalent of a flirty wink and a shot of tequila.