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Just a humble reminder—in case the kitchen forgot.
This unapologetically fabulous tea towel is here to dry your dishes and boost your ego. Made from 100% cotton and 1000% confidence, it’s perfect for wiping down benches, sassy spills, and the tears of those who underestimated your charm.
Whether you’re baking biscuits or burning dinner, this towel stands by your side with strong absorbency and even stronger self-esteem. Great for gifting, laughing, or subtly reminding your housemates who the real MVP is.
Warning: May cause spontaneous applause, eye rolls, or jealousy.
Machine washable. Attitude not included — you’ve already got plenty.
50x70cm
Digitally printed with reactive dyes, so this bad boy stays vibrant and fade free!
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