For when motivation calls… and you send it straight to voicemail.
This 100% cotton towel is the ultimate kitchen sidekick for high-functioning procrastinators, reluctant domestic gods and goddesses, and anyone who technically could do the dishes… but would rather scroll memes and question their life choices.
Perfect for drying dishes, dodging responsibilities, and declaring your vibe without saying a word. Soft, durable, and deeply passive-aggressive — just like your sense of humour.
