🦜 Happy Birthday Cockatoo Card 🦜
Say “Happy Birthday” the Aussie way — loudly, cheekily, and with a cockatoo that looks like it’s about to nick your chips. Forget boring balloons and flowers. This feathered party crasher squawks birthday wishes louder than your Aunt Sharon after two champagnes. Perfect for mates, family, or anyone who appreciates a bird with more attitude than sense.
Premium cardstock: sturdier than a cockatoo chewing your deck furniture. A6 size.
Blank inside — write your own wishes or just draw bird butts.
Envelope included, so it arrives classier than an actual bird dropping.
Warning: may cause sudden cravings for pavlova and a Bunnings snag.
